deguerre
somebody shut me the fark up.
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2009
- Location
- Memphis...
He's Mental
And his name is Nancy.
He's Mental
What about sending it back in time?
A garden sprayer, about a half gallon of Clorox, and a water hose. I don't know how one of those are made, but open the bottom vents and stick the hose in the top vent. Flush all the fresh water you can through it. Then spray the Clorox in it till it's soaked and dripping out the bottom. Fill it up and flush it a few more times. Then you can dismantle and completely clean it with out the smell. Maybe a little Clorox for the eyes to help with the images.
But I do understand smells, feels, and looks, and can see your reasoning. I wished I lived closer, I would clean it for you....or "dispose" of it.
BK is saying cleanse me with FIRE!!! Purify me of YOUR sins!
Nope, it's hopeless. There is no way I could serve anything cooked in it after getting a nose full of that stench and the creamy, gelatinous, maggot infected slimy fat between my fingers. "Hey, come on over tonight. I'm cooking some BBQ in my smoker that was full of maggots and rancid water for only a couple of weeks."
Nope, Bubba Keg has had a good run. It's time to let it go. It will be retired with honors.
You KNOW I have some nice recipes for maggots, you just dump the mess in a bucket of water, and using chopsticks or a scoop, pick out the clean maggots for a rinse and then follow my recipe and make a nice Thai country style curry!
Damn Virginian pantywaist. :tsk: