*** Vote - BBQ Brethren "2014 Throwdown Grand Master Finale" Throwdown! - Vote ***

[Bob in St. Louis]

Wow. Things just got real. Seems more tense in here now.

 

[packerQ]

Buccaneer, I ain't kidding. I can't buy a sandwich like that anywhere, and I live in a place where you can get darn near anything you want. I voted for you. Now send me the darn sandwich, huh?

 

[Big George's BBQ]

These are some of the most amazing dishes I have ever seen in a TD I want to thank all those who participated You make the forum really fun to be part of I had to go with Toast on this although all were winners An amazing amount of people voted for this That is awesome

 

[Smoke Dawg]

I read them all twice and have narrowed it down to the top 4 that are simply amazing.

Can I get a taster?

 

[CharredApron]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk"]Fighting Trousers - Professor Elemental - YouTube[/ame]

For those that want to sing along!

Lyrics


Dear Sir,
Regarding your recent foray
Into the TD business and the scene you portray,
See I don't normally approve of war games,
But "He's biting you" is what they all say

And by Harry, they might be right--
This is a TD, not an Elvis night!
Shelve this Professor impersonation,
Let it end now, it's impertinent waiting!

You seem a reasonable chap,
What you need to do is cook
But not parody old crap
'Cause that's not proper, just not cricket!
Put away your ukulele or I'll tell where to stick it!

I - Don't like your tweed, sir!
Will - Teach you the professor's ready!
Not - Let's see who strikes the loudest!
Lose - Put on my fighting trousers!

I've got super producers and fans that play me
You've got a granddad's mustache and a ukulele
Don't look around sir, I'm speaking to you
Roll up your shirt sleeves, Queensbury rules
Never test professors with the cleverest wits
Let's settle this like gentlemen: armed with heavy sticks
On a rotating plate, with spikes like Flash Gordon
And you're Peter Duncan; I gave you fair warning
When this George Formby clone is performing
Audiences go home before he begins talking
A new career might be more rewarding
I'm a bright Brighton peer, you're rap's Piers Morgan

I - Don't like your tweed, sir!
Will - Teach you the professor's ready!
Not - Let's see who strikes the loudest!
Lose - Put on my fighting trousers!

I'm not seeing you at ciphers or workshops with kids or gigs
Dear sir, you're not worthy of this!
Sold out to Coca-Cola
Used for a trend
And that means you're banned
From using a pen
Hope it's safe to assume you won't do it again
Set foot on my stage and get ruined again
Be out, Mr. T, I've set the egg timer
There's not room in town for two gentlemen rhymers
Leave town by the end of this instrumental
Yours, et cetera, et cetera, sincerely, and so forth,
Professor Elemental

I - Don't like your tweed, sir!
Will - Teach you the professor's ready!
Not - Let's see who strikes the loudest!
Lose - Put on my fighting trousers!

 

[Diesel Dave]

TD's are for fun and to up our game. Not a political pissing contest.
All 4 of the entries are Grand Master worthy, and look amazing.
But this has gone over the edge in my opinion, Lets all just get along

:grouphug:

 

[dadsr4]

TD's are for fun and to up our game. Not a political pissing contest.
All 4 of the entries are Grand Master worthy, and look amazing.
But this has gone over the edge in my opinion, Lets all just get along

:grouphug:

I agree. The fun has been taken out of the game.

 

[chuMP]

Whoa whoa. Honestly, at first I thought that it was a message that had been sent to all brethren. Now I realize I was wrong. The next post was said in jest. Sorry for an attempt at humor. I did not intend to imply that you solicited a vote, and if you got that impression I apologize. I think that anybody who reads the quote you put up from your PM will realize that your PM just wanted people to participate. Again, apologies for derailing the thread, but I don't want buccs or any of the other brethren thinking that I was attempting to be malicious.

 

[Smoke Dawg]

Vote for Bullwinkle !

 

[THoey1963]

TD's are for fun and to up our game. Not a political pissing contest.
All 4 of the entries are Grand Master worthy, and look amazing.
But this has gone over the edge in my opinion, Lets all just get along

:grouphug:

And this is why we can't have nice things... :mrgreen:

 

[CharredApron]

And this is why we can't have nice things... :mrgreen:

Tis indeed

 

[buccaneer]

Whoa whoa. Honestly, at first I thought that it was a message that had been sent to all brethren. Now I realize I was wrong. The next post was said in jest. Sorry for an attempt at humor. I did not intend to imply that you solicited a vote, and if you got that impression I apologize. I think that anybody who reads the quote you put up from your PM will realize that your PM just wanted people to participate. Again, apologies for derailing the thread, but I don't want buccs or any of the other brethren thinking that I was attempting to be malicious.

I accept your statement and apology, it is water under the bridge.
We are all a bit sensitive at the moment because of the situation ongoing.

Anyone with the maturity of character to publicly apologize is all right in my book.
"Geoffrey, hang my fighting trousers on the rack"

 

[chuMP]

Thanks Buccs.

 

[Bob in St. Louis]

Everybody still thinks I'm cool though, right?

 

[chuMP]

Is there an unspoken rule in TDs that you do not vote for yourself?

 

[chuMP]

Everybody still thinks I'm cool though, right?

I still think you are cool Bob.

 

[Ron_L]

Is there an unspoken rule in TDs that you do not vote for yourself?

No rule, but it is considered bad form, as is soliciting votes.

 

[Bob in St. Louis]

Thanks man, I try. :laugh:

 

[gsmith]

All fine looking entries, well done all of you!

I narrowed my choices down to two and literally flipped a coin. It was tails.
Congrats Buccaneer

 

[buccaneer]

All fine looking entries, well done all of you!

I narrowed my choices down to two and literally flipped a coin. It was tails.
Congrats Buccaneer

Thanks gsmith, and thank you KARMA!!:biggrin1: