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It's all a lie bro.

My descendant, OGG Wilson developed the first kettle drum during the neolithic period.

I thought I related this old family story:

OGG was pounding out what would become the worlds first kettle cooker, and being watched closely by his tribe.

One of them hollered:

"LOOK... OGG INVENT WHEEL"

and that brought moderate appalause.

But another who was watching even closer proclaimed:

"OGG not invent wheel...OGG INVENT KETTLE DRUM!"

And the tribe went wild.

BBQ has been big with people ever since, and all because of a Wilson!

I have a picture (also the first) of the event, but it's very low resolution, as it was carved into a rock.

Sadly, OGG's life was cut short: he died a horrible death acquiring the world's first butt to smoke.

You see, back in those days, they still had not determined that the "butt" was actually the shoulder.
 
Its actually called American Eats. I got it recorded because I'm out having dinner and drinks with my woman.
 
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