pjtexas1
somebody shut me the fark up.
That's crazy! I have done that but it usually goes away after an hour or so.
BBQ injuries????
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bbqwilly
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I unloaded a charcoal chimney last week wearing flip flops. Never again
pjtexas1
somebody shut me the fark up.
I'm gonna throw this advice out there...
never cook naked! I know we joke about nekkid fatties all the time but it sounds like a lot of us are the the reason for all the warning labels you see that make you say REALLY? No funny story but a lot of cookers are at just the right height to do some serious damage.
never cook naked! I know we joke about nekkid fatties all the time but it sounds like a lot of us are the the reason for all the warning labels you see that make you say REALLY? No funny story but a lot of cookers are at just the right height to do some serious damage.
Exactly this, no hair left on my fingers & parts of forearms by the end of summer.
Great stories!!
I have burned the hair off my arms opening my large BGE lid. Same for my BSK.
I have burned the heck out of my hands and arms stoking my big Klose Pit as well as cooking chicken quarters at Eagle Park.
I have burned the heck out of my palms of hands and forearms removing chicken pieces out of a 4" commercial restaurant pans picking pieces of chicken out of them.
And I thought the fire service was dangerous.
I have burned the heck out of my hands and arms stoking my big Klose Pit as well as cooking chicken quarters at Eagle Park.
I have burned the heck out of my palms of hands and forearms removing chicken pieces out of a 4" commercial restaurant pans picking pieces of chicken out of them.
And I thought the fire service was dangerous.
Blythewood BBQ'er
Babbling Farker
Been lucky and no cuts, but plenty of burns. Worst was on my wedding day. Started off with a cold beer about 6am when I started cooking. Plenty later I was placing splits on the BG'S firebox to preheat. Dropped one and hit my knee causing it to buckle. My hand closed holding a split went knuckle down on the firebox. Luckly I was good and numb at that point, didn't hurt till the next day!
zane2015
Knows what a fatty is.
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Trimming some fat with a fish fillet knife on an icy spring morning. Slipped. Reached for my barn door with both hands so I wouldn't take a ****ter . One hand still had the knife in it. Poked it through my radial artery and had a good pumper going. Vascular surgeon in the ER was right off the boat from Italy, in a tan linen suit that probably rivaled my yearly income. He pulled off the pressure dressing as I was saying I wouldn't do that! I strafed him x3 from head to belt. I don't speak italian, but I certainly recognized some of those words!
bbqwilly
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1buckie
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.....done a number of the above items, including the 12~14 hr. immobile thing.................
....just try to stay prepared nowadays.....
Oh, and this happened once......
....just try to stay prepared nowadays.....
Oh, and this happened once......
Wickedcajun
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Plenty of cuts and burns... lately I've been straining the s### out of my wallet... I bought a full aged prime packer:tsk: , and some dinosaur bones:shocked:
revkab
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Not quite Q-ing, but a friend of mine was cutting habaneros in half in order to dehydrate them. It had never occurred to him to wear gloves. He had to go answer the call of nature part way through......... He couldn't decide whether to go to the emergency room or simply cut it off.
chicagokp
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For me, messing with the chimney wearing Keen sandals. Fark me when a bit of a coal goes into the open part of the sandal and you can't get your foot out.
My other issue is another burn where I learned this phrase. Hot glass looks like cold glass, but feels different.....
My other issue is another burn where I learned this phrase. Hot glass looks like cold glass, but feels different.....
Yup. I hear some people continue to do it even after they just about chop the end of their farking thumb off. Not saying I've done it, but...maybe if I just hold it a little lower down...
I do - and hopefully soon the nerve endings in my thumb will be as they were. :thumb:
Yeah, I had a problem with a hibachi that was on the ground once. :bow:
bbqwilly
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gtr. What part of Tennessee are you from?
Knoxville.
dadsr4
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Yah, go barefoot and step on a coal instead, like Kathy and I.
smokin30-06
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ED is not a place but a medical condition. You may well have been experiencing ED, but I think you meant ER.
pjtexas1
somebody shut me the fark up.
ED is not a place but a medical condition. You may well have been experiencing ED, but I think you meant ER.
I thought maybe he needed a little blue pill to get things moving again. :heh:
DjPorkchop
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I was grilling up some food and my wife insisted on getting in on the action which is ok by me.
It got real interesting when she wanted to cook up some mushrooms and she put a 3 or 4" cast iron skillet on the grill. We were shooting the jive for I am not sure how many minutes when my wife suddenly reaches down and grabbed the skillet! :shock:
She immediately dropped it and I said to her, "Did it burn ya?". She said, "Nope just didn't take me long to look at it.". So the rest of the night was spent nursing her badly burnt hand with silvadine ( ?? ) creme.
On a side note, them mushrooms were mighty fine!! :razz:
It got real interesting when she wanted to cook up some mushrooms and she put a 3 or 4" cast iron skillet on the grill. We were shooting the jive for I am not sure how many minutes when my wife suddenly reaches down and grabbed the skillet! :shock:
She immediately dropped it and I said to her, "Did it burn ya?". She said, "Nope just didn't take me long to look at it.". So the rest of the night was spent nursing her badly burnt hand with silvadine ( ?? ) creme.
On a side note, them mushrooms were mighty fine!! :razz:
