If it's designed with indirect heat, then maybe you actually could figure out how to make it smoke! Maybe it's some sort of offset gas burner :tongue:. If you can get at the burners, then throw some chips in a box and lay it near them. It might come out all right considering you'd basically have yourself a smoking oven.
If you end up nailing the cook on it, make sure to let him know that it was the most difficult, temperamental, SOB you ever cooked on. You only got through the ordeal because you reminded yourself that all must end eventually, and because of copious amounts of beer to numb the pain in the meantime. Then offer the obligatory offer of disposal. :mrgreen: If you're not looking to take it, tell him you have friends that can get rid of it...