***Important Announcement: Please Welcome Our New Throwdown Moderator***

[peeps]

Congrats, Peeps!

I think whoever calls the next throwdown should give a whole bunch of special rules just to break you in.

:doh:

Paging Mongo! Mongo, assistance needed in the Bacon TD! :wink:

 

[THoey1963]

Congrats Peeps!

Aw crap. Not that guy... The TD's are ruined. Ruined I tell ya...

No better man for the job...

 

[BobBrisket]

Congrats

Peeps! Remember that consistency is the key. It's inevitable that toes will get stepped on at some point, but that's part of the job.

By the way, new guy gets the Moderator Latrine Duty or doodie. I bet you weren't expecting those kind of perks were you? :twisted::shock:

Thanks for volunteering and stepping up. We greatly appreciate the help! And, there's a log jam in the latrine! :clap: The castle's plumbing ain't what it used to be.

Go forth and bravely Moderate!!!
Bob

 

[peeps]

Peeps! Remember that consistency is the key. It's inevitable that toes will get stepped on at some point, but that's part of the job.

By the way, new guy gets the Moderator Latrine Duty or doodie. I bet you weren't expecting those kind of perks were you? :twisted::shock:

Thanks for volunteering and stepping up. We greatly appreciate the help! And, there's a log jam in the latrine! :clap: The castle's plumbing ain't what it used to be.

Go forth and bravely Moderate!!!
Bob

Are you kidding? We had servants growing up in my REAL castle, so I never got the honor of cleaning the latrine! I would ask sometimes but I quickly learned that resulted in lashes from the lead servant since that might mean they had one less servant earning servant wages to win money from in the gambling ring they ran in the cellars. I never told my parents about the lashes because they told me they would stop sending toothless Francine to my quarters each night in hopes for a royal bastard to boost their standing in society.

Now I finally get my chance to live the latrine dream!!!!

 

[landarc]

Fark! Peeps? Really? Fark!

 

[peeps]

Excellent! Peeps? Really? My favorite!!

FTFY! :wink: Now don't think you'll be getting any special treatment...I drew my own blood for the pig sacrifice and swore on a digital copy of Myron Mixon's BBQ book loaded on John Mueller's stolen phone while saying my Moderator Oath.

 

[landarc]

Gore? Is that you? Moose sent me, let me in. I rang the door bell...

Don't make me ring twice...

 

[Moose]

Gore? Is that you? Moose sent me, let me in. I rang the door bell...

Don't make me ring twice...

I see the bulls have finally arrived. Timing couldn't be better...

:mrgreen:

 

[Enrico Brandizzi]

Congrats Peeps!
May the Force be with You!

 

[Moose]

Congrats peeps. glad you are aboard to help out the brethren and the TD's. Although I think the TD's need a little re-finement.

Grimm,

If you have suggestions or ideas regarding the TD's, feel free to open a new thread so we can all discuss. We're always open to a constructive discussion about how we might improve things around here. :thumb:

 

[landarc]

I have a suggestion.

I think I should win more often, and to that end, I believe I should be given a 10 vote handicap in every Throwdown. I was really disappointed that I didn't win those steaks (I mean sure, I didn't bother to enter any of the Throwdowns they were offered as a prize, like that should matter)

On edit: 10 is probably not enough, let's make it 25, that way it matched my golf handicap

 

[smoke ninja]

I go on a mission for a few hours and peeps becomes a mod? Great now the inmates are running the asylum.

 

[Moose]

I have a suggestion.

I think I should win more often, and to that end, I believe I should be given a 10 vote handicap in every Throwdown. I was really disappointed that I didn't win those steaks (I mean sure, I didn't bother to enter any of the Throwdowns they were offered as a prize, like that should matter)

On edit: 10 is probably not enough, let's make it 25, that way it matched my golf handicap

Sure, Bob, we'll get right on that! :thumb:



:loco:

 

[peeps]

I have a suggestion.

I think I should win more often, and to that end, I believe I should be given a 10 vote handicap in every Throwdown. I was really disappointed that I didn't win those steaks (I mean sure, I didn't bother to enter any of the Throwdowns they were offered as a prize, like that should matter)

On edit: 10 is probably not enough, let's make it 25, that way it matched my golf handicap

There are still a months worth of TDs to enter for a chance to win the steaks...

Tell you what. To be fair, we will randomly, yet all inclusively, give a vote handicap between 10 and 10 to all, a random subset, and none of the entries.

 

[peeps]

I go on a mission for a few hours and peeps becomes a mod? Great now the inmates are running the asylum.

 

[landarc]

There are still a months worth of TDs to enter for a chance to win the steaks...

Tell you what. To be fair, we will randomly, yet all inclusively, give a vote handicap between 10 and 10 to all, a random subset, and none of the entries.

Now that you are a Mod, I am sure you can go back and see the number of these I have entered, and how often I have won, or even been close.

You will realize I have no chance of winning those steaks even if I do enter. In fact, my chances of getting those steaks is not greatly increased by entering :tsk:

 

[peeps]

Now that you are a Mod, I am sure you can go back and see the number of these I have entered, and how often I have won, or even been close.

You will realize I have no chance of winning those steaks even if I do enter. In fact, my chances of getting those steaks is not greatly increased by entering :tsk:

Maybe you just have bad timing, Bob...there is no reason a post like this would not have been a contender.

http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=170079

Almost exactly a year later, those briskets are still seared in my mind!!!!

Your other cooks that you post are wonderful as well...

 

[Moose]

Now that you are a Mod, I am sure you can go back and see the number of these I have entered, and how often I have won, or even been close.

You will realize I have no chance of winning those steaks even if I do enter. In fact, my chances of getting those steaks is not greatly increased by entering :tsk:

I'm getting the feeling you really want those steaks...

:biggrin1:

 

[landarc]

No, if I really REALLY wanted them, I would call up my restaurant supplier in the City and get some. I really like to whine :becky:

That brisket cook occurred, on a week that the TD was something like "show us your butt".

 

[bbqbull]

Congrats Peeps!!!