Mummy Balls

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Dinner:

Bacon wrapped meatballs, seasoned with Q-Salt, stuffed with cheese.

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I’m calling them Mummy Balls.

https://youtu.be/xPlqLHcphyw

Tossed on the 26” kettle running the vortex.

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Served with onion gravy over rice noodles with cheddar biscuits

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I object on two counts.

1: That my friend is a MOINK. If we need to get a moinkballer with a certificate to testify we can, however. Meatball wrapped in bacon = MOINK.

2: I object to the placement of the MOINK in gravy. It belongs in BBQ sauce.

3: You didn’t share any. Looks farking great whatever you called it.

Yes I know. I added 3.
 
I object on two counts.

1: That my friend is a MOINK. If we need to get a moinkballer with a certificate to testify we can, however. Meatball wrapped in bacon = MOINK.

2: I object to the placement of the MOINK in gravy. It belongs in BBQ sauce.

3: You didn’t share any. Looks farking great whatever you called it.

Yes I know. I added 3.


I strongly disagree.

MOINK is a small frozen Italian meatball, wrapped in a single slice of bacon..
sometimes half a slice.

Cooked and then glazed in jelly and bbq sauce.

This is obviously much too large to be a MOINK, nor does it have the glaze or the BBQ sauce and it is wrapped in TWO slices of bacon and served with onion gravy over rice noodles (mummy brains)

Ergo: Mummy Balls

Objection Denied!

(Don’t make me call for a meeting of the IMBAS!!!)
 
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I strongly disagree.

MOINK is a small frozen Italian meatball, wrapped in a single slice of bacon..
sometimes half a slice.

Cooked and then glazed in jelly and bbq sauce.

This is obviously much too large to be a MOINK, nor does it have the glaze or the BBQ sauce and it is wrapped in TWO slices of bacon and served with onion gravy over rice noodles (mummy brains)

Ergo: Mummy Balls

Objection Denied!

(Don’t make me call for a meeting of the IMBAS!!!)


Well. I believe if you consult the revised rules, due to the unavailability of frozen meatballs by members around the world, the determination was that fresh ground beef rolled into a meatball was sufficient.

Even in the world of frozen meatballs, size varies and therefore (I’ve been told this many, many times) size doesn’t matter.

Finally the number of requisite bacon slices was not limited, and while the placement of sauce is required, the inclusion of jelly, was not.

Call the meeting. I request an official judgment!
 
John, given the time of the year, I can understand your labeling them a Mummy Ball's. Personally, they look fantastic, and the "Gravy" was a nice twist. I wouldnt say no regardless of "Title".
 
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