Two BBQ Terms that disturb me

I thought everyone knew it was against the forum rules to challenge a mod in public...:laugh:
I'm a slow learner!

And I am also sick of the sweet with a little bit of heat thing too.
I believe I heard that once on a televised comp!
 
I was at the library today and found a bbq book written by Dr. Seuss. WOW! I couldn't believe my eyes. I love Dr. Seuss. Here is a quick glance at the first page of his wonderful bbq book -

Jiggity Jig, lets cook a pig
Low and slow, thats the way to go
Low and Slow? You're crazy Joe
I like it hot and I like it fast
Eating pig is such a blast
I like heat and he likes sweet
Sweet heat, that's hard to beat
The pigs so good, it's fall off the bone
Lets call Papa on the phone
Papa, Papa we got a good chew
What that means we haven't a clue
Bone suckin ribs
Bring your bibs
Ribs, ribs, bibs, bibs
I like ribs and he likes bibs
Wear your bibs when you eat ribs
Before I go I must let you know
Pigs say oink and cows say moo
Chickens cluck when they poo
Moo, Poo, Cluck, Duck
I like ducks that like to cluck
Find a profile that works for you
and you will have a really good chew
 
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