IN PROGRESS: Discussion Thread -> "Meat on Meat!" Throwdown (Non-Quality, Possibly Delinquent Discussion *BE WARNED*)

[Moose]

Our new TD category is...

"Meat on Meat!"

Who doesn't love a bacon wrapped turkey? Or is that a bacon stuffed with turkey? :biggrin1:

As chosen by Shagdog for winning the "SPICY!" Throwdown.

CATEGORY DESCRIPTION - READ BEFORE ENTERING

Meat on Meat! Your dish must incorporate 2 meats, 1 either wrapped or stuffed in the other. You MUST use meat from 2 different species of edible breathing life forms( by that I mean mammal, fowl, fish, amphibian, large insect, crustacean, turtle, or anything else that has an edible flesh) For example, a bacon wrapped pork tenderloin would not qualify, unless you stuffed the tenderloin with chicken or prairie dog or something. Turkey stuffed with chicken? Yes! Cod stuffed with scallops? Yes! Domestic pig stuffed with wild boar? Ummm... No. Different species of the same general meat area (2 types fowl, 2 types seafood, etc) are acceptable.. As long as your 2 meats couldn't breed and create babies, you're golden. Simple! Just cram some meat into some other meat and smoke it. And then take a pretty picture.

Cliff notes- stuff or wrap one meat in another. 2 meats from 2 edible breathing life forms, one dish.

You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 9/12 through the entry submission deadline of 12 p.m. Central US Time on Monday 9/22/14.

Entry pictures must be submitted by 12 p.m. Central US Time on Monday 9/22.

Click here to READ THE RULES for the BBQ Brethren Throwdown...


***The below disclaimer is intended to prevent any and all douchebags from committing any and all forms of douchebaggery in the wrong place. BE ADVISED***

This thread is for all general discussion of the category, entries, be that discussion on topic or wackadoodled to any various degree. Woodpile rules WILL be enforced in this thread in regards to moderation.

Best of luck and even better eats to all!

 

[smoke ninja]

Bonus points for using 3 meats from 3 genus?

If 2 is good 3 is better

 

[deguerre]

As long as your 2 meats couldn't breed and create babies, you're golden

Wait. I don't think chickens and turkeys can breed.

 

[smoke ninja]

Turducken?

G it says right in the rules turkey and chicken are legal. Lion wrapped tiger or whale stuffed dolphin are illegal, in so many ways.

 

[buccaneer]

Wait.
I'm confused...couldn't there have been a more simple definition?









:heh:

 

[peeps]

So, gay or lesbian animals of the same species are ok?

 

[oifmarine2003]

So, gay or lesbian animals of the same species are ok?

Only if you can prove their sexual preference. Send all videos directly to Matt though and he will decide.

 

[Shagdog]

Ha ha peeps. Believe it or not, we(Chris, Chicagokp, buccs and me) had this discussion. 2 gay animals wouldn't make babies, so yes, you could use 2 gay pigs or cows or whatever, BUT, you need to be able to prove it. Since you're a mod, I guess send your proof to moose. I can't deal dillys. Everyone else can send their gay animal porn to Peeps. I have his address if you need it

 

[smoke ninja]

Just for clarification chimp stuffed into a frog is ok?

 

[peeps]

Well, I'm likely out of this TD anyway since I'm out of town this weekend and going to pick up my car in Austin next weekend, so luckily I don't have to slaughter my 2 lesbian pigs.

In case you are wondering, don't ask for 2 chicks at the same time if your wife is a smart-ass....

Anyone gonna do frog stuffed with chimp?

deguerred by a ninja!!!!

 

[Moose]

Just for clarification chimp stuffed into a frog is ok?

There's some very interesting possibilities with that...


And that is all I have to say.


:biggrin1:

 

[sliding_billy]

My head hurts.

 

[SmokinAussie]

I'm thinking this is a "Get Stuffed" throwdown!

:heh:

In case that is not a term you hear in America, it's a nicer way to say Farkque...:thumb:


Hey... BRAINFLASH... Those stuffed chook wings BUccs did recently. Stuffed them with prawns.. Yeah. Winner dish here. Do it agin Buccs!

Cheers!

Bill

 

[deguerre]

So, gay or lesbian animals of the same species are ok?

Don't ask, don't eat.

 

[deguerre]

Turducken?

G it says right in the rules turkey and chicken are legal. Lion wrapped tiger or whale stuffed dolphin are illegal, in so many ways.

Hey. Give a fella a break. I went to public school in Alabama.

 

[Grimm5577]

wait...why can't happy animals breed?

 

[silverfinger]

Can you feed your snake a rat then toss it on the grill?

 

[deguerre]

I ain't stuffin' no rat into MY snake. No way, no how.

 

[peeps]

I ain't stuffin' no rat into MY snake. No way, no how.

But grillin' it ain't out of the question, eh? :wink:

 

[sliding_billy]

I ain't stuffin' no rat into MY snake. No way, no how.

That is the ickiest double entendre EVER! :tsk: