- Joined
- Apr 21, 2006
- Location
- Lake Ponderosa-Montezuma, IA
Judged an Iowa BBQ Society event today. It is a yearly fund raiser for someone in the community with a health issue, usually cancer.
All meats are provided by the organizer and this year included ground turkey.
Did you know turkey has no particular flavor and if you don't add it, it sucks?
15 minute turn around between turkey and chicken, nobody told the TC about it and was I surprised!!
The first chicken entry I presented was (hold on to your hats) in the middle of corn rasing Iowa, was a 6 piece of untrimmed monster chicken thigh, with Alabama White Sauce all over the top. Damn hell, I nearly giggled out loud!
After presentation and handing out entries, I sat down and was just going to let that sweet, smooth white sauce slide all over my senses.
WAIT, the whole bottom side of the thigh was burnt blacker than Toby's you know what! The skin was missing and the delicious Alabama White Sauce my tongue was searching for, was fuking mayonnaise!!!!!
I was gonna pitch a fit but held back as not to upset the other judges that were thinking, Yum mayonnaise.
This guy sent in black crunchy ribs, dry overcooked pork, and a healthy thick black, way dry brisket slice and square end.
Bless his little heart for helping out....the bastage!
Ed
All meats are provided by the organizer and this year included ground turkey.
Did you know turkey has no particular flavor and if you don't add it, it sucks?
15 minute turn around between turkey and chicken, nobody told the TC about it and was I surprised!!
The first chicken entry I presented was (hold on to your hats) in the middle of corn rasing Iowa, was a 6 piece of untrimmed monster chicken thigh, with Alabama White Sauce all over the top. Damn hell, I nearly giggled out loud!
After presentation and handing out entries, I sat down and was just going to let that sweet, smooth white sauce slide all over my senses.
WAIT, the whole bottom side of the thigh was burnt blacker than Toby's you know what! The skin was missing and the delicious Alabama White Sauce my tongue was searching for, was fuking mayonnaise!!!!!
I was gonna pitch a fit but held back as not to upset the other judges that were thinking, Yum mayonnaise.
This guy sent in black crunchy ribs, dry overcooked pork, and a healthy thick black, way dry brisket slice and square end.
Bless his little heart for helping out....the bastage!
Ed