Surprise in my Royal Oak

I found a ball of that plastic rope stuff you get at lowe's to tie your lumber down, and a piece of what appeared to be weedx ,that black fabric looking stuff that you put under your shrubs to keep the weeds from coming threw, frontier natural lump from sams......

When I read the threadline that you had a surprise in your Royal Oak lump, I kinda thought there may have been a snarling badger or rabid wolverine in the bag.

Just sayin'.