Discussion Thread -> "Jamaican Jerk Cook-Off!" Throwdown (Non-Quality, Possibly Delinquent Discussion BE WARNED)

Moose · Jul 16, 2014

Our new TD category is...

"Jamaican Jerk Cook-Off!"

As chosen by chicagokp for winning the "Lamb: Bone-In" Throwdown.

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chicagokp said:

Let's have a Jamaican Jerk Cookoff! No special rules, just pick a protein or vege and Jerk It!

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Hmmm. This thread will be up to page 3 in no time! :twisted:

You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 7/18 through Sunday 7/27.

Entry pictures must be submitted by 6 a.m. Central US Time on Monday morning 7/28.

Click here to READ THE RULES for the BBQ Brethren Throwdown...

***The below disclaimer is intended to prevent any and all douchebags from committing any and all forms of douchebaggery in the wrong place. BE ADVISED***

This thread is for all general discussion of the category, entries, be that discussion on topic or wackadoodled to any various degree. Woodpile rules WILL be enforced in this thread in regards to moderation.

Best of luck and even better eats to all!

Ron_L · Jul 16, 2014

Ya mon! Irie, Mon!

I'm ready!

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Moose · Jul 16, 2014

peeps · Jul 16, 2014

Jamaican Cook Jerkoff Throwdown?

Do we guess a completion time for Moose Jerking-off the Jamaican Cook to be the winner? Or do we have to find our own Jamaican Cook to jerkoff? Do we need to post in process pics for this one or just finished shots?

caseydog · Jul 17, 2014

So, this Throwdown is limited to Jamaican jerks? Seems like a pretty narrow theme, too me. Phrasty lives in Jamaica, but he's not really Jamaican, and I've never thought of him as a jerk. So, who's going to qualify for this Throwdown?

These things are getting sillier by the week. :loco:

CD

buccaneer · Jul 17, 2014

A jerk off???

Thank Gawd there is no figurine required!!

deguerre · Jul 17, 2014

Circle Jerk!
I'm ready...

deguerre · Jul 17, 2014

caseydog said:
So, this Throwdown is limited to Jamaican jerks?
CD

Rasta recognizes NO borders!

And discriminates against NO species!

buccaneer · Jul 17, 2014

Now what did I just say???

deguerre · Jul 17, 2014

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SmokinAussie · Jul 17, 2014

Oooh. A Jerk Off. :thumb:

Why Didn't you just call it a Jerk Off right outta the box?

You knew we'd have fun with that one right away... no sense in hiding it!

Well, looks like I'll have to go and choke my chicken first, and jerking it is gonna take... ummmm well... At LEAST overnight.

I might have to have some pals around to help me with it and we can sink a few frothy's while we are jerkin away.

I hope there are lots of entries for this one!

Well done Kirk! You've chosen a categoriy in which no experienced brethren can refuse to participate! :becky:

I feel I should tackle this with both hands!

Cheerio Chaps!

Bill

SmokinAussie · Jul 17, 2014

^^^^ Whackadoodle! :laugh:

Happy Hapgood · Jul 17, 2014

I'll have to google jamaican jerk is. It's not like a blue waffle is it?

Ron_L · Jul 17, 2014

Toast said:
I'll have to google jamaican jerk is. It's not like a blue waffle is it?

No. It's closer to chipotle :-D

Happy Hapgood · Jul 17, 2014

Ron_L said:
No. It's closer to chipotle :-D

Well as long as there's adobo sauce involved, should be OK.

Ron_L · Jul 17, 2014

You should try this stuff...

http://www.shop.chipotlepeople.com/Chipotle-Paste-3-Pack-3CP.htm

It's basically pureed chipotles and adobo. It's great in a bloody mary!

Stingerhook · Jul 17, 2014

All in on this one, I'm a jerk and my wife is Jamaican.

Happy Hapgood · Jul 17, 2014

Ron_L said:
You should try this stuff...

http://www.shop.chipotlepeople.com/Chipotle-Paste-3-Pack-3CP.htm

It's basically pureed chipotles and adobo. It's great in a bloody mary!

At 19.99, I can do it with a blender. Moose turned me on to them for a TD and we still make a killer BBQ sauce for pork with it. I did not even know what they were before.

Ron_L · Jul 17, 2014

That's 3 jars for $19.99.

Bluesman · Jul 17, 2014

Toast said:
At 19.99, I can do it with a blender.

:twitch:.......jerk.....in a farking BLENDER........you gonna be known as hung once......poor luzzianne.....:tsk:

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