Your Fantasy BBQ Throwdown

Bob C Cue · Aug 22, 2015

If you had the chance to compete in a televised BBQ competition and could pick two meats to cook and three well know competition cooks to compete against what would be your chices?

Bonus question: if you could also pick the judges, who would that be?

For those who are not into competitions or think that TV comp shows are silly and staged, let's say that just for competing you would receive $100,000 to donate to your favorite charity.

Fwismoker · Aug 23, 2015

I'm out ....I want to cook real food NOT competition candy corn.

SmittyJonz · Aug 23, 2015

I'd say the Swedish Bikini Team vs. Team Hooters vs. Hawaiin Tropic Girls.
I'd like the Judges to be Me and who cares who else.........

Swine Spectator · Aug 23, 2015

Smitty beat me to the snark, but I was thinking that I'd like Selma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, and Robin Meade to judge my meat.

mikemci · Aug 23, 2015

Brisket, Full spares. I don't follow competitions, so the only one I have heard of is Myron. I would want the judges to be people off the street....no KCBS guys!

bbqwizard · Aug 23, 2015

Hmmmmm, Let's see...

Meats: Spares and hog Or duck breast and Ostrich

Competitors: Ernest Servantes, Ray Lampe, Paul Kirk

Judges: Doesn't matter.

Ok, I want to play! When's my show going to tape?..lol

Bob C Cue · Aug 23, 2015

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bbqwizard said:
Hmmmmm, Let's see...

Meats: Spares and hog Or duck breast and Ostrich

Competitors: Ernest Servantes, Ray Lampe, Paul Kirk

Judges: Doesn't matter.

Ok, I want to play! When's my show going to tape?..lol

It's your fantasy cookoff so you get to pick the date.

Bob C Cue · Aug 23, 2015

Really? No one else wants to share their thoughts? Thought this would be fun even if people hate the theatrics of the BBQ TV shows.

Nuco59 · Aug 24, 2015

Fantasy BBQ Throwdown? yeah- about that...

SmittyJonz said:
I'd say the Swedish Bikini Team vs. Team Hooters vs. Hawaiin Tropic Girls.
I'd like the Judges to be Me and who cares who else.........

I'd like a spot at SmittyJonz' judging table. In all honesty, I don't care to see any of the "big names" do any cooking competitions. No meats, No equipment, no setting that anyone here could come up with would trump 3 teams of lovelies doing everything with their power to get my vote.:thumb:

But all of you who want to see some fellas jump up and down and fist pump cause "my fire is at the perfect temp"...y'all go ahead on.:-D

Bob C Cue · Aug 24, 2015

Tough crowd:

Nuco59 · Aug 24, 2015

Hey, I thought you have more takers too. it is an interesting idea..oh- I got to go- one of the ladies from the Swedish Bikini team is making her presentation. I don't know what she is saying but I really like the way she's saying it.

brb...

Bob C Cue · Aug 24, 2015

The big surprise is that only a couple of folks took advantage of the opportunity to raise 100,000 fantasy dollars for their favorite charity. I guess comp shows are just that out of favor with the Brethren. Lesson learned. LOL.

...Dave · Aug 24, 2015

Me vs. JD Davidsmeyer, Junior Urias, and Michael Character

Judged by Toast, AussieTitch, and Bob C Cue

ya'll bring the beer, and ill bring the smoke :becky:

Bob C Cue · Aug 24, 2015

...Dave said:
Me vs. JD Davidsmeyer, Junior Urias, and Michael Character

Judged by Toast, AussieTitch, and Bob C Cue

ya'll bring the beer, and ill bring the smoke :becky:

Thanks for playing! Do you want to pick the two meats or just go with what they give you?

...Dave · Aug 24, 2015

naw, it wont matter, ill gladly take last, unless character falls asleep again :-D

Teleking · Aug 24, 2015

Bob C Cue said:
Really? No one else wants to share their thoughts? Thought this would be fun even if people hate the theatrics of the BBQ TV shows.

Why would I want the privilege of donating $100k to charity when I could pay off the mortgage? Or the charity is me. I think it's a sham with all the celebs donating the prize to charity. Even if they actually pony up its still a tax write off into their pockets and the corporation writing off the prize money.

Smoke and mirrors, shiny objects hypnotize the mind.

Bludawg · Aug 24, 2015

Brisket & Pork loin No injections allowed Select grade/ unenhanced meat & Weber kettles
Me VS Myron Mixon, Michale Character & and the heifer from Sugars BBQ
judges, Arron Franklin,Cowgirl & oldbill
Let the asswhippin begin

Bob C Cue · Aug 24, 2015

Teleking said:
Why would I want the privilege of donating $100k to charity when I could pay off the mortgage? Or the charity is me. I think it's a sham with all the celebs donating the prize to charity. Even if they actually pony up its still a tax write off into their pockets and the corporation writing off the prize money.

Smoke and mirrors, shiny objects hypnotize the mind.

So that's a no then?

Nuco59 · Aug 25, 2015

Bludawg said:
Brisket & Pork loin No injections allowed Select grade/ unenhanced meat & Weber kettles
Me VS Myron Mixon, Michale Character & and the heifer from Sugars BBQ
judges, Arron Franklin,Cowgirl & oldbill
Let the asswhippin begin

ok...I said there was no combination of big name cooks/meats/circumstances that I was interested in. I was wrong- that is a competition I'd like to see- pay to attend (and buy the dvd). I'm on board. You obviously included Character as comedic relief- and I'm ok with that.:-D

Your Fantasy BBQ Throwdown

Bob C Cue

Quintessential Chatty Farker

Fwismoker

somebody shut me the fark up.

SmittyJonz

somebody shut me the fark up.

Swine Spectator

is Blowin Smoke!

mikemci

Babbling Farker

bbqwizard

Babbling Farker

Bob C Cue

Quintessential Chatty Farker

Bob C Cue

Quintessential Chatty Farker

Nuco59

Babbling Farker

Bob C Cue

Quintessential Chatty Farker

Nuco59

Babbling Farker

Bob C Cue

Quintessential Chatty Farker

...Dave

is Blowin Smoke!

Bob C Cue

Quintessential Chatty Farker

...Dave

is Blowin Smoke!

Teleking

is Blowin Smoke!

Bludawg

somebody shut me the fark up.

Bob C Cue

Quintessential Chatty Farker

Nuco59

Babbling Farker

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