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Moose's *OFFICIAL* Temple of the Hallowed BBQ Brethren Throwdown Certificate - Please Enter With Reverence and Awe

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So, have you ever wondered what the BBQ Brethren Throwdown Certificate actually looks like? :confused:

Does it even exist, or is it just a figment of Bigabyte's imagination? :wacko:

Well, I am here to show that it not only exists, but to remind you that you can have one of your very own if you participate in the TD's each week.

Heck, you could even get more than one and start your own BBQ Brethren Certificate wall! :thumb: Of course, you'll have to win more than one TD for that to happen, just so you are aware.

So, without further ado, I present to you the ultra rare, cool, ever evolving, always different and thus highly collectible Official BBQ Brethren Throwdown Certificate!

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Please feel free to post your certificates here if you would like to share your past wins! The certificates also look especially great when you pose family members, celebrities, and even pets next to them. :thumb:

BTW, special thanks to Smokin Aussie who so kindly helped create the new generation certificate. The old ones, while nice, are simply not at this level, and thus are not as highly collectible.
 
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I got your back Moose.

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I'm not sure what you needed my credit card info for, but whatever it is a nice certificate!

Ahh...that was one of the really early 2.0 versions. We don't round the edges of the entry photos anymore, and there are only just a few of them in existence! HIGHLY collectible!
 
Fark, I'm gonna have to enter one of these throwdowns so I can win one of these! Those look really cool! Am I allowed to hang it on the door to my office?

Of course you can, especially if you hang it on the side of the door that faces the office so it gets maximum exposure!
 
The Altar of Heroes

We cannot have a Temple of the Hallowed without the Altar of Heroes. With that I submit my place of reverance for the coveted and most revered Certificate Thingy of Throwdowns. But.....before you can enter please bow and kneel to partake in the Chant of the Throwdown........Recite with me...Please..

To The Throwdown


On an altar of marble
Covered with hide from the hog
Displayed are the spoils
Won with food fired on logs

The weapons of choice
In clear view on the Shrine
Show the essence of spirit
With which all Brethren shine

All people are welcome
Come bring on your wares
The contest is open
You can even cook spares

From the blaring of trumpets
Some said made from meat
They sounded the blast
That spelled the defeat

Watchful eyes are upon us
In Biggie and Moose
The Poobah deployed them
Someone help us… they’re loose

So with each week upon us
The contest is run
And we ask that you join
Each and Everyone

To The Throwdown
To The Throwdown​

Now, with head bowed in Respect

Honor the Throwdown.











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For a while there I was printing up and handing out "Certified MOINK Baller" certificates, but I was asked to stop by Ginger because mine weren't "official". So, sorry I can't help you.
 
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