In Memoriam: R.I.P. Bubba Keg, You Will be Missed!

tortaboy · Jul 22, 2014

You shoulda put it in your driveway, and when the metal thieves came to steal it, they would have had the most awesome surprise.

Smoke Dawg · Jul 22, 2014

buccaneer said:
And from that day forth, he was known as...

Bofizzle...

couldn't resist Joe :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Is a new nickname of Maggot too harsh? :shocked:

Just Messin!

Boshizzle · Jul 22, 2014

aquablue22 said:
Well FINAlLY we have the so called "story" of this keg's demise. I wonder just how much your want and desire for a "NEW" smoker influenced this particular incident? just sayin'

I am appalled at such a suggestion, sir, appalled! :mad2:

Shut up! :laugh:

Boshizzle · Jul 22, 2014

oifmarine2003 said:
Wait, if the parts are good enough to build a UDS with, how come you couldn't nurse Bubba back to health? :lol:

All I need for the UDS is the inlet vent and the chimney vent.

Demosthenes9 · Jul 22, 2014

Boshizzle said:
All I need for the UDS is the inlet vent and the chimney vent.

Demosthenes9 said:
Heck, I'll give you $5+ shipping for it. :lol:

Offer still stands even with the inlet and chimney vents missing :razz:

Kathy's Smokin' · Jul 22, 2014

I'm looking for a map to see how close Kentucky and Virginia are. The things I learn on this forum... pantywaists, Thai maggot curry…. I think I wasted my time in school.

Edit: Google says it's 7 hours one minute in current traffic. Huh. Wait…. is Louisville in Kentucky?

AClarke44 · Jul 22, 2014

Kathy's Smokin' said:
Edit: Google says it's 7 hours one minute in current traffic. Huh. Wait…. is Louisville in Kentucky?

Yes it's far North Kentucky. North Central and right across the river from Indiana.

SmittyJonz · Jul 22, 2014

Well then fill it with 3 lbs of Tannerite and a Gallon of Gasoline and pop it with a .270
And film it
And post it.

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RNtL3eYTfFo[/ame]

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xTitGtw26Zk[/ame]

Randy3269 · Jul 23, 2014

Boshizzle said:
Nope, it's hopeless. There is no way I could serve anything cooked in it after getting a nose full of that stench and the creamy, gelatinous, maggot infected slimy fat between my fingers. "Hey, come on over tonight. I'm cooking some BBQ in my smoker that was full of maggots and rancid water for only a couple of weeks."

Nope, Bubba Keg has had a good run. It's time to let it go. It will be retired with honors.

I sure hope your kidding.

dadsr4 · Jul 23, 2014

I have a large plastic cooler that had rotted meat in it. Bleach, baking soda and a couple weeks setting out in the garden took care of the smell.

pigville porkers · Jul 23, 2014

I would gladly clean it and use here.. ship it my way lol

Kathy's Smokin' · Jul 23, 2014

Blowing chit up must be deeply satisfying. :redface:

deguerre · Jul 23, 2014

I'm beginning to think Smitty is from Alabama. Or at least has kinfolk there.

hockeyfox · Jul 23, 2014

I suppose asking for Pics is just a bit too much? Before, During and After the maggot infestation.

Kathy's Smokin' · Jul 23, 2014

^ Don't forget we need pics of the maggot rain. :biggrin1:

jham0077 · Jul 23, 2014

deguerre said:
I'm beginning to think Smitty is from Alabama. Or at least has kinfolk there.

Or Louisiana. I got a friend down there. He aint wired real tight. Likes loud things, flames, and smoke.

The maggots were cleaning the mess up for you. I bet within another week of the mess being in there you wouldn't have known anything had happened.

Boshizzle · Jul 23, 2014

hockeyfox said:
I suppose asking for Pics is just a bit too much? Before, During and After the maggot infestation.

I'd bet there are state and federal laws against posting such pics.

Kathy's Smokin' · Jul 23, 2014

Censorship is always getting in the way of good, clean fun. :mmph:

SmittyJonz · Jul 23, 2014

deguerre said:
I'm beginning to think Smitty is from Alabama. Or at least has kinfolk there.

I lived in Montgomery for a bit as a kid '76-80.

speedrcer1 · Jul 23, 2014

Okay, that was not my guess..
Hose it out good.
Send it to me, I'll pay shipping.
And I'll make a donation to OBR!
You can't give up on a Bubba!
It's a national treasure!

In Memoriam: R.I.P. Bubba Keg, You Will be Missed!

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