I was kidding there Wesman... :wink:
Try smaller splits more often. Small, clean fire....
For my LSG vertical offset, I started switching to taking your typical split and cutting it into 4 chunks. Then I would add one or two of those chunks at a time when needed. The smaller splits burned better (not just the middle), and they created a cleaner, smaller fire. I looked at it that I was using the chunks to feed the bed which provided the heat to cook the food, not the other way around. My last couple cooks on her were the best I had...
The LSG vertical offset is my dream smoker!
It was mine too. Until i realized how much I had to tend it. I was used to a WSM, so, once every 30 - 45 mins didn't seem like much until I actually had to do it. Went with the LSG cabinet instead and LOVE it...